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Calm, wry gifts with a green-and-gold streak

Original designs from Brainy Planner, printed to order and shipped by our print partner: ornaments, a stocking, a throw, a few cozy things to wear, paper goods, drinkware and gifts for pets and the people who love them.

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Holiday and home

Ornaments, a stocking, a throw and a print for a calm December.

Round green ceramic ornament with a gold star and the words A quiet, glowing Christmas, hung on a ribbonA Quiet, Glowing Christmas ceramic ornamentRound ceramic ornament$21.99Cream round metal ornament reading 2026, A year of good things, Merry Christmas2026 two-sided metal Christmas ornamentDated two-sided metal ornament$19.99Cranberry red Christmas stocking with a cream cuff and a gold-framed letter AChristmas stocking with the letter ACranberry stocking with a gold-framed letter A$44.99Deep green fleece throw blanket with a gold and cream star inside a gold oval and the words Stay in, light upStay In. Light Up. fleece blanket, 50 x 60Forest green fleece throw with a gold star$59.99Framed cream art print titled House rules for December, with six short rules in green serif typeHouse Rules for December art print, 8 x 10Six small rules for a calmer month$24.99

Wear and carry

Sweatshirts, a hoodie and a canvas tote.

Cream crewneck sweatshirt with Merry & mostly calm in green and cranberry letteringMerry & Mostly Calm crewneck sweatshirtUnisex crewneck with a wry holiday line$49.99Forest green pullover hoodie printed with Cabin Weather in cream and a row of gold pine treesCabin Weather hoodiePullover hoodie with a row of pines$59.99Natural canvas tote bag printed with Plan loosely. Live fully. and a small round badgePlan Loosely. Live Fully. canvas tote bagCotton canvas tote with a small reminder$29.99

Paper and desk

A wall calendar and a monogram journal.

Wall calendar showing a dark green 2027 cover above a cream January page with a crescent moon2027 wall calendar, A Year to Be Gentle WithCover plus twelve illustrated months$34.99Forest green hardcover journal with a gold-rimmed circle around a capital A and the words begin gentlyHardcover journal with the letter AForest green journal with a gold-framed letter A$29.99

Drinkware

A tumbler and two mugs.

Forest green tumbler with a lid, printed with Less hurry, more candles inside a gold frameLess Hurry, More Candles 20oz stainless tumblerForest green tumbler with a gold frame$49.99White ceramic mug printed with a capital A in a thin ring, with Begin gently above and Slow mornings belowMonogram mug with the letter A, 11ozBegin gently, slow mornings$24.99

For pets and pet people

Vintage-engraving pet gifts with a dry sense of humour.

Round green ceramic ornament with a vintage engraving of a dog inside a ring reading Official Tree Supervisor, Est. this DecemberOfficial Tree Supervisor dog ornamentCeramic dog ornament, vintage engraving style$22.99Round green ceramic ornament with a vintage engraving of a kitten mid-reach inside a ring reading Gravity Tester, field trials ongoingGravity Tester cat ornamentCeramic cat ornament, vintage engraving style$22.99Gold dog bandana printed like an old-west wanted poster with a collie portrait and the words Last seen with your sockDog bandana, WANTED: last seen with your sockWanted-poster bandana with a halftone collie portrait$36.99Cream feeding mat printed like a bistro menu with a vintage cat illustration and a bowl, on a wooden floorThe Daily Bowl pet feeding matBistro-menu feeding mat for dogs and cats$38.99White ceramic mug printed with Dog Mom in red type around a framed vintage engraving of a spotted dogDog Mom mug, 11oz: fur on everything, no regretsVintage dog engraving on a glossy white mug$23.99Cream blanket printed like a vintage natural-history plate with an engraved dog and the words Good BoyVintage dog field-guide pet blanket, 30 x 40Good Boy, observed in the living room$54.99

Images are design previews made from our artwork, not photographs of finished items. Looking for printable planners instead? See the planners, which are instant PDF downloads.